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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Thu May 29, 2008 3:52 am |
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Hand me that piano.
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Thu May 29, 2008 3:57 am |
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And here's the last three.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:00 am |
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Since I'm on a roll, I'll continue. Now for Guy Ainge. Also known as DarkLightSun.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:17 am |
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When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:24 am |
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Whitegold Angel
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:30 am |
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:36 am |
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:46 am |
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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Thu May 29, 2008 4:53 am |
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I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
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Thu May 29, 2008 5:00 am |
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Whitegold Angel
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Who says life is sacred? God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death.
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Thu May 29, 2008 5:05 am |
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Whitegold Angel
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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Thu May 29, 2008 5:13 am |
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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Thu May 29, 2008 6:25 am |
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Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire, and smoke, and burn and torture forever and ever 'till the end of time.... but he loves you. And he needs money.
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Thu May 29, 2008 6:32 am |
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Whitegold Angel
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Thu May 29, 2008 6:40 am |
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